• Do pilots take crash-courses?
• Does killing time damage eternity?
• Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
• If a fly has no wings is it a walk?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
• If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?
• If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

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